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From the windowsill lab · preprint draft
My home machine searched 12,898 TESS light curves for transiting planets without being told where to look. It found nine known planets on its own, raised zero false alarms on 1,850 scrambled decoys, and killed five of its own seven leads. One is still standing: TIC 374861595, a ten-percent dip every 1.94 days that NASA’s pipeline has seen 259 times and never promoted. No planet is claimed.
Also from the lab: the same search as a kit you can run yourself, and OEIS A329398, a 2019 counting conjecture the lab proved, now part of the approved entry.
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Describe something to build and get back cut lists, shopping lists, exploded views, and printable connectors.
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Open VibeCrafting
Photograph a shelf and get back the items, dates, and household context inside it.
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Open Visual Inventory
Turns your gameplay screenshots into survivor journals and war dispatches grounded in the run.
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Open Career CompassThree you can run in a browser tab, right now.
Grow a tree's rings from a climate, then crossdate a core against a real bristlecone chronology.
Grow a treeA home GPU works through small physics questions overnight, and every finished run grows a leaf on the stem.
Open the windowsillBen's machine as a live fish tank: CPU heat is the weather, commits and ships are the fish.
Enter the aquariumThe three newest entries from the journal.
Ten days aimed at the observer effect, sixteen findings, and a scoreboard that reads zero new. Every candidate that looked new was already in a paper, and we checked by reading them.
Read itSeventeen domain-blind detectors, pointed at earthquakes, balance sheets, twenty thousand stars and two planet catalogues. One of them can tell whether a human typed the numbers.
Read itFive strangers built quietfail. None of them met. 200 cold AI sessions across eight model versions showed why: the model draws coined names from a short menu.
Read itEleven years in the Microsoft ecosystem, ten months out of work where shipping in public became the job, and back at Microsoft since March 2026 on the cloud-engineering side of its enterprise AI work. Before any of that I measured tree rings at the University of Arizona. A branch breaks, the rings underneath finally show, and that is where the name comes from. The About page has four worked cases, each with its dates and numbers.
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Read from the center out. Thicker rings = growth years.
Former dendrochronologist. The domain name had to mean something.